Posted 1 day ago
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
Posted 2 days ago
people out here saying angelina jolie is now worthless because she doesnt have breasts but im pretty sure shes at home getting fanned by pool boys and sittin on that 120 million dollar worth while brad pitt sucks her toes ya’ll aint even worth it
Posted 2 days ago
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago
Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying
Posted 2 days ago
i fucking hate you mom
said no black child that is still with us (via ninjabosskennywu)
Some short high school student with nothing better to do cause stuck in Wisconsin.
